thanks, i feel much more abstract now

i keep on finding myself in weird juxtaposed conversations. nobody is making sense today.
usually i'd blame it all on my lack of an attention span or on my habitual spacing out at a job which can recently be described as nothing short of yawn worthy, but this morning i've really been trying to pay attention so i don't think i should take any blame for these dada-esque situations.

what would i give for a nice, linear, logical conversation right now?
man, what wouldn't i give?