familial

stuck in my head: "no life without wife" (from the movie "bride and prejudice")
i don't want to talk about it.

reason #3 billion why my family could kick your family's trash...

i was talking on the phone with my grandmother yesterday and she was telling me a story about how she spent an hour trying to thread her sewing machine and couldn't do it and then she said, "so anyways, i've decided that when i die you'll get my sewing machine."
and i was all, "wait. what?"
"when i die, i want you to have my sewing machine."
"but i don't sew."
"i told your mother that i want you to have it."
"but i don't sew."
"i'll leave the instructions for the sewing machine inside the drawer."
"but... sigh... thanks grandma."
"you're welcome."