vitamin c

if you were to talk to me on the phone or receive an email from me you would notice that i'm a tad monotone and if you then did a little research into the matter you would discover that for the last week i've been doing really strange things like eating fruit and thinking very very seriously about exercizing and if you delved deep enough you would then realize than i am, in point of fact, noncaffeinated.
for maybe, like, the 4th time in my life.

truthfully though, you probably haven't spoken on the phone with me or received an email, because in the past week i've had even less attention span than usual. and i keep on finding myself drifting off in the middle of

Comments

Fat eSpence said…
Short attention span, eh? Try teaching Cub Scouts.
Andrew H said…
Being noncaffeinated is a bad nightmare for me!
Em said…
i was noncaffeinated once. i was asleep.
barnesanova said…
you lost me at 'phone or receive'
john said…
My morning coffee is the single reason I get out of bed every day. Work? That's just something I do with the energy that my beloved caffeine brings.
Chester B. said…
I've heard that eating an apple in the morning can wake you up more than drinking a cup of coffee.
Andrew H said…
Whoever (guessing your mom) told you that apple thing was LYING TO YOU!!!
john said…
Chester B.- I eat an apple every morning along with my coffee. I guess I've got both bases covered...
Nama said…
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i'm sorry, who are you again?

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