may i have your attention please

ladies and gentlemen, gather round and read a tale of intrigue and joy.
sit up in your seats and pay attention because, trust me, you do not want to miss this:

yesterday at around 2:07 pm, i was told i was... athletic.
...

my whole life has merely been prelude to that beautiful moment.

Comments

sassinak said…
nice!

how did you manage that?
barnesanova said…
was this in a cutthroat game of tiddlywinks? what was the 'sport'?
Nama said…
i think it was the heisman throw. poor, poor misguided soul-of-a-wet-boy.
Em said…
Do you play basketball?
Leah said…
You could be a competitive chocoloate eater. Or... being that gorgeous has to be some kind of sport.
Lincoln said…
Let me guess. Someone saw you RUNNING to Taco Bell and assumed you were an athlete.