inventive
there are things i wish would hurry up and be invented already.
i wish for them so hard.
sometimes i stare longingly at the sea awaiting the safe, though belated, arrival of my dear, dear things to be invented.
and they are...
1. excedri-pop.
description: an excedrin lollipop.
really bad slogan idea: "why let the pain lick you when you can lick the pain away?"
2. detachable car plow/road salter
description: a combination plow/salt dispenser for the front of my car.
really bad slogan idea: "when you die on the freeway, it should be because you want to!"
3. magic mirror
description: a mirror that gives me verbal affirmation while i get ready in the morning.
really bad slogan idea: "because you are the fairest in the land."
i wish for them so hard.
sometimes i stare longingly at the sea awaiting the safe, though belated, arrival of my dear, dear things to be invented.
and they are...
1. excedri-pop.
description: an excedrin lollipop.
really bad slogan idea: "why let the pain lick you when you can lick the pain away?"
2. detachable car plow/road salter
description: a combination plow/salt dispenser for the front of my car.
really bad slogan idea: "when you die on the freeway, it should be because you want to!"
3. magic mirror
description: a mirror that gives me verbal affirmation while i get ready in the morning.
really bad slogan idea: "because you are the fairest in the land."
Comments
Another bad marketing idea:
"Excedri-pop! Excedri-pop! When your brain throbs nonstop! Excedri-pop! Ba dum dum dum..."
http://designer-drug.com/lollipop.jpg
MILLIONS!
you'd kate literally tens of dollars. and that's just in the first 5 years alone!
It is also like every single meeting I've ever had with an inventor, except you need to use the phrases "holistic," "all-encompassing," and "limitless" more often.