platonic girl
if i were a superhero i think i'd be “platonic girl”. yep. this whole normal, everyday, byu student thing is all a façade. for all intents and purposes i am platonic girl.
with my uncanny ability to stop hormones in their tracks and to cut through sexual innuendo like a knife, i’d be unstoppable. my arch nemesises... umm... nemesi... er... nemesese might try and set traps for me, but since i'm blivious to all signals given off by the opposite sex i'd never fall for them. and to be perfectly honest, part of being platonic girl means not realizing the existence of any would be nemesis.
you might wonder, “how does platonic girl save the world?”
she doesn’t.
i mean you can’t have everything.
with my uncanny ability to stop hormones in their tracks and to cut through sexual innuendo like a knife, i’d be unstoppable. my arch nemesises... umm... nemesi... er... nemesese might try and set traps for me, but since i'm blivious to all signals given off by the opposite sex i'd never fall for them. and to be perfectly honest, part of being platonic girl means not realizing the existence of any would be nemesis.
you might wonder, “how does platonic girl save the world?”
she doesn’t.
i mean you can’t have everything.
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