the last 24 hours
yesterday, i went to the bank and ordered a credit card, thus compiling my non-credit history.
it was very exciting.
one of those "i don't want to go to work right now, i might as well start building credit" whims.
also, the make shift photo studio my boss ordered came today. today i'm a photographer. i'm a jack of all trades. like bert on "mary poppins". tomorrow i'll be jumping into chalk drawings.
i went to the park last night with the three kids i was babysitting. a dad came up to me and said, "these aren't your kids, are they?" yet another occasion where complete strangers sense my lack of maternal vibes. i told him, no, they weren't mine. and he gestured towards his wife and said, "see? i told her there was no way you'd had three children."
i guess that means i'm skinny?
it was very exciting.
one of those "i don't want to go to work right now, i might as well start building credit" whims.
also, the make shift photo studio my boss ordered came today. today i'm a photographer. i'm a jack of all trades. like bert on "mary poppins". tomorrow i'll be jumping into chalk drawings.
i went to the park last night with the three kids i was babysitting. a dad came up to me and said, "these aren't your kids, are they?" yet another occasion where complete strangers sense my lack of maternal vibes. i told him, no, they weren't mine. and he gestured towards his wife and said, "see? i told her there was no way you'd had three children."
i guess that means i'm skinny?
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i was once told that sarcasm is humor for the stupid, as anyone can use it. i however believe that 'good' sarcasm is an art, and if it WAS common and simple minded, there would be a lot more quality examples out there.
Ummm, when you jump into the chalk drawings will you please take me with you? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE - it's a childhood dream of mine.
then we can all be chimney sweeps and sing: "It's the master! steppin tim, It's the master! steppin time..."
It's the master steppin time!"
I give it a year before there is some new legislation dictating that companies NOT advertise through personal blogs. Until then, I'm sure we might see more of this.
Now I wonder if a program could be written to search out the most current comment box and post comments using a fabricated username and password. Kind of like the web crawlers that Google uses but focusing on comment boxes.
Hmmmm.....
jeesh, do i smell startup!
a dating service??
i give up.