2006

this year's anti-resolutions.
in other words, things i should change. but won't. because really who're we kidding?

stop drinking soda
wake up an hour earlier and exercize.
participate in a fully functional relationship.
stop watching tv.
stop eating out.
stop buying clothes. and movies. and bright orange watches.
go to the dentist.
get to work on time everyday.

i can't even imagine what it would be like to be that self disciplined, punctual, and responsible. with good oral hygeine.

but talk about boring.

so much for becoming "foible free kat". here's to another year of caffeine, love handles, dysfunction, "celebrity fit club" marathons, burritos, kitschy accessories, unfilled cavities, and chronic tardiness.