dude, you threw off my groove!

don't worry, i finally watched "how stella got her groove back".

at first i related to the whoopi goldburg character. but then she died of cancer.
so i decided to relate to stella. who had it pretty good with the successful job and the trips to jamaica and TAYE FREAKING DIGGS.
to be blunt, i don't see that she ever lost her groove.

in comparison to me who, again be blunt, never had a groove to lose.

so i promptly stopped relating to stella and contented myself with telling the tv all the quotes i could think of from "emperor's new groove". and 45 minutes later, when that got tired, i gave up on stella and watched "the simpsons".

Comments

Andrew H said…
Squeekity Squeek Squeekin
Nama said…
mmmm...taye digs...
Jon said…
I identify with the groove itself.
Jon said…
I have this textbook for one of my classes by an author named Grube, and the smart-alecky Emperor's New Groove comments are already starting to flow: "Bewaaaaaare of the Grube!"
Ben said…
And I have a playlist called "The Path that Rocks". Truly the Emperor's New Groove has blessed us all.
Leah said…
My co-worker Shaney is going to Costa Rica by herself to get her groove back. Seriously. I told her to bring me back a Taye Diggs. I hope her suitcase is big enough.
Em said…
Kronk's got a new groove and I can't wait!
Kimberly said…
Em, I am sorry to say it, but "Kronk's New Groove" is not worth seeing. Very disappointing.
Chester B. said…
Is a groove kinda like a mojo?

I still don't really get what either are.