girl code

i constantly hear boys whining about how complicated girls are. this makes me laugh. a lot.
one of my friends is fully convinced that girls talk in some elaborate code. everytime a girl quotes a movie or refers to an inside joke he doesn't understand, he turns to me and says, "see! that's code."
maybe girls are complicated. let me rephrase... maybe the girls who aren't me are complicated.
i am not hard to win over. i'm completely ready to love my fellow man. all a person has to do is compliment me... and also give me chocolate.
i like people who make me happy. compliments make me happy. chocolate makes me happy.
and no, i'm not speaking in code.