brown nosing 101

when one works at a chocolate factory, one tends to secretly hope the owner of said factory is willy wonka-esque.
sadly, life is full of disappointments.

when the owner of the chocolate factory to which one is employed hands one a prototype labido chocolate and orders one to eat it, one does, secretly hoping it will result in one becoming a lustier version of "the hulk".
sadly, reality if full of disappointments.

in conclusion, when one has a mouth full of labido chocolate and the owner asks if it's too minty, the correct answer is anything but, "ya, but at least my breath feels fresher."
sadly, i am full of disappointments.