happy anniversary
dear kylily.blogspot.com,
we've been together for exactly one year today.
let's put that into "kat perspective" for everyone else out there. that's the equivalent of...
5 quasi boyfriends.
8,760 episodes of "buffy".
23 trips to salt lake and back.
7,396 references to "kitty kat", "kit kat", or"kat in the hat", or plaintive cries of "meow!".
131,400 times karaoking the song "old time rock and roll".
1,460 excruciatingly long dates, or in my case...
1,460 excruciatingly long "non dates", or to be even more precise...
151 times being asked out and 151 date cancellations.
13,578 comments about my freakish height.
5,840 talent shows in which i make a fool of myself.
4,380 dtr's.
1,397 encounters with a wall.
11,680 times watching...er, doing "taebo".
146 pioneer treks.
1,095 libido chocolates.
i love you, kylily.blogspot.com. this anniversary is very important to me... which is why i asked for a day off work... and which is why, when my boss said "no", i stole a roll of toilet paper for your gift, as paper is the one year anniversary gift. i hope you like it.
love, kat
we've been together for exactly one year today.
let's put that into "kat perspective" for everyone else out there. that's the equivalent of...
5 quasi boyfriends.
8,760 episodes of "buffy".
23 trips to salt lake and back.
7,396 references to "kitty kat", "kit kat", or"kat in the hat", or plaintive cries of "meow!".
131,400 times karaoking the song "old time rock and roll".
1,460 excruciatingly long dates, or in my case...
1,460 excruciatingly long "non dates", or to be even more precise...
151 times being asked out and 151 date cancellations.
13,578 comments about my freakish height.
5,840 talent shows in which i make a fool of myself.
4,380 dtr's.
1,397 encounters with a wall.
11,680 times watching...er, doing "taebo".
146 pioneer treks.
1,095 libido chocolates.
i love you, kylily.blogspot.com. this anniversary is very important to me... which is why i asked for a day off work... and which is why, when my boss said "no", i stole a roll of toilet paper for your gift, as paper is the one year anniversary gift. i hope you like it.
love, kat
