things that must go

*"she's not just a pretty face" by shania... in fact... shania. shania must go.
*school
*the movie "joe dirt"
*pretending to like "buffy" in order to date a certain girl
*uncle kracker

continuing on...
*marathon visits
*the "star wars" prequels (maybe george lucas should just go)
*john bytheway
*"the man show"
*mary kay salespeople

not to be out done by...
*19 year old newly marrieds dishing out dating advice.
*anyone dishing out dating advice.
*the olsen twins
*the mcgriddle (well... not so much the mcgriddle itself as the calories and fat content contained within said breakfast sandwich)
*herbal essences commercials