subject: radio silence
dear "all the unanswered emails in my inbox",
i am very(1) busy(2) and important(3).
love, kat.
1. please read: "kind of"(17)
2. please read: "bored"(6)
3. please read: "defeated"(4)
4. and i'll tell you why. my job is a nightmare(5).
5. no surprise there, though. am i right(7)?
6. no surprise there, though. am i right?
7. in fact, i know it frustrates many of you(8) to hear me constantly(10) whining(12) about how i hate my job(16).
8. because i never do anything to fix it.
9. because i really only have one point to make. do you know what doesn't get rid of a headache? i do. 11 mini donuts.
10. oh my gosh though, the office manager girl here is killing me with all of her "annoying beyond the telling of it" character traits and if she asks me one more time if i've finished the private label truffle pricesheet somebody is going to have to remove all the sharp objects(11) from my office because i swear on my newly completed joss whedon collection i will throw something at her.
11. and probably all the blunt objects too.
12. because really, it's not like i'm saving the universe, or ending world hunger. i'm, you know, making 2" x 8" candy labels(13).
13. a girl(15) on friday glanced at one of my labels and said, "um, no offense, but couldn't anybody do this(14)?"
14. probably. yes.
15. let(18)'s call her "bob".
16. so let me assure you of my dedication to not turn this whole light hearted romp in footnotey territory into an infamous vent event(9).
17. wait. scratch that. please read: "very".
18. to borrow an enjoyable mannerism from spliz(19)
19. i fixed the link. sorry about that.
i am very(1) busy(2) and important(3).
love, kat.
1. please read: "kind of"(17)
2. please read: "bored"(6)
3. please read: "defeated"(4)
4. and i'll tell you why. my job is a nightmare(5).
5. no surprise there, though. am i right(7)?
6. no surprise there, though. am i right?
7. in fact, i know it frustrates many of you(8) to hear me constantly(10) whining(12) about how i hate my job(16).
8. because i never do anything to fix it.
9. because i really only have one point to make. do you know what doesn't get rid of a headache? i do. 11 mini donuts.
10. oh my gosh though, the office manager girl here is killing me with all of her "annoying beyond the telling of it" character traits and if she asks me one more time if i've finished the private label truffle pricesheet somebody is going to have to remove all the sharp objects(11) from my office because i swear on my newly completed joss whedon collection i will throw something at her.
11. and probably all the blunt objects too.
12. because really, it's not like i'm saving the universe, or ending world hunger. i'm, you know, making 2" x 8" candy labels(13).
13. a girl(15) on friday glanced at one of my labels and said, "um, no offense, but couldn't anybody do this(14)?"
14. probably. yes.
15. let(18)'s call her "bob".
16. so let me assure you of my dedication to not turn this whole light hearted romp in footnotey territory into an infamous vent event(9).
17. wait. scratch that. please read: "very".
18. to borrow an enjoyable mannerism from spliz(19)
19. i fixed the link. sorry about that.
Comments
This one is just ok, but it is way easier to do a 'stack' style reading.
...Uh...but I'm not delighting in your PAIN. I'm SORRY about that part.