blogettes

dear ernie sabella*,

i like being busy. i like, what those of us who speak the chocolate biz lingo refer to as, the busy holiday season.
but i don't like that there are things i don't get to blog about when i'm busy...

i hate dr. laura.

i went to best buy on saturday and insulted salesguy tristan.

there is nothing that easy cheese doesn't make better.

i tried to take an online quiz about what my political views were, but somehow ended up taking a relationship quiz which said i was "deliberate", "brutal", "a priss", and that i "use sex as a weapon".
duh. tell me something i don't know.

the third time i bought a diet coke during one guy's shift, he said, "again?" and i said, "apparently there's not enough diet coke in the world to satisfy me today." and he said, "hu. i don't drink soda." and i said, "i don't know how to talk to you." and left.

i think this older (the "er" added out of politeness) man was trying to hit on me at work today. a chocolate supplier. trying desperately to start up a meaningful conversation where we would have mutual interests and i would see that he was pretty hip after all. and at one point he looked at what i was designing and said, "hehe... it's amazing what they can do with computers nowadayz..." and i started giggling. yes, grandpa, it is amazing. people use these new fangled computers all the time. and they drive around in horseless carriages. and they don't listen to cole porter on black vinyl disks anymore.

i love g&r's "sweet child of mine". i can't help it.

eternally yours,
kat


*my blog has gone unnamed for way too long.