hmph

the holidays.

that most wonderful time of year
where you dread getting on the bathroom scale
for fear of what you will find there.

Comments

Jon said…
Well, I guess as long as that man falling down the stairs is suspended in mid-air, he's okay right?
Chester B. said…
Bathroom lint? Hair balls?

Oh, you were talking about weight...

:)
Ben said…
Bravo, bravo. Very good. I like the terseness and personality. Nice use of slant rhyme.

Alright, I don't know anything about the criticism of poetry.
Nama said…
ew.

but the pie was so good...
Kimberly said…
I'm planning on exercising during the Christmas break to burn off what I gain. I wounder if I will actually do it.
Andrew H said…
In & Out Burger 3 times in 3 days - $15

PeiWei's - $25

CheeseCake Factory - $75

Buying Diet Pills from some Internet "Pharmacy" - Priceless!
Erin said…
I say if the pants fit, wear them.
Leah said…
And if the pants don't fit.... Buy new ones!