credo

i inevitabley have to deal with people who test my personal credos.
especially when my credo is that i should be nice to everyone, no matter what.
extraspecially if they come up to my office and say, "um... there's someone in the men's bathroom."
and i'm all like, "oh... that's too bad."
and they're like, "i really have to go. is there another bathroom?"
and i'm all, "well, there's a girl's bathroom on the other side of the factory, but i wouldn't recommend it."
and they're all, "i reeally have to go."
and i'm like, "hu."
and they're like, "so what should i do?"
and i'm all, "i guess you just need to summon up all your willpower."
and they pause for a second and then they're all, "summon up all my willpower? what does that mean?"
and then i decide i've had enough and i turn back to my computer and i say, "that means hold it."

i'm ready to throw my credo out.