closure
i've always thought there was great closure when someone you dated or crushed on gets married. and then they have babies and dogs and house payments and when you're family asks you how whatzhisname is, you say "um, i don't know, married?" and everyone is happy with that.
see? closure.
my grandparents totally trumped me.
grandpa: "i was talking to my old high school girlfriend and she's in a home now. she likes it though. she says she's been hit on three times."
me: "but in a home the old men hit on the vending machine."
grandma palmer: "i went to a high school dance with whatzhisname... he's dead now!"
ok. fine. you win. THAT's closure.
see? closure.
my grandparents totally trumped me.
grandpa: "i was talking to my old high school girlfriend and she's in a home now. she likes it though. she says she's been hit on three times."
me: "but in a home the old men hit on the vending machine."
grandma palmer: "i went to a high school dance with whatzhisname... he's dead now!"
ok. fine. you win. THAT's closure.
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Only death and marriage bring closure. Funny how that works.
Kat death doesn't always bring closer to the relationship. It's more of a matter of life after death. Now that he's dead I have a life.