insert movie review here
would you please write my obligatory review of the new "star wars" movie for me? i'm too tired.
in it, please make fun of the plot holes, hayden christensen's inability to act, george lucas' egomania, yada yada yada.
point out my love of ewan mcgreggor, john williams music, and THE FORCE. and also r2d2. talk about how it's fun to imagine that r2's beeping is actually excessive profanity.
also, please include a witty rebuff to the wookie-immitating preadolescents who sat next to me. something that makes fun of their inability to grow facial hair. you could say that, like, until they can grow a beard they shouldn't be imitating a wookie. i don't know. but, definitely say something.
in it, please make fun of the plot holes, hayden christensen's inability to act, george lucas' egomania, yada yada yada.
point out my love of ewan mcgreggor, john williams music, and THE FORCE. and also r2d2. talk about how it's fun to imagine that r2's beeping is actually excessive profanity.
also, please include a witty rebuff to the wookie-immitating preadolescents who sat next to me. something that makes fun of their inability to grow facial hair. you could say that, like, until they can grow a beard they shouldn't be imitating a wookie. i don't know. but, definitely say something.
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Sometimes, Artoo messes up his lines but they just keep filming. It's hilarious.