schnauzer

at the moment when you realize that you are in fact one of "those girls" who wants what she can't have, is motivated by jealousy, likes to be liked, and that you have become what can only be described as an uber version of yourself, you can...
a. try to grow as a person.
b. accept that karmicly speaking you should die alone.
c. buy a dog.

now, i'm not admitting to uberkatness.
i did go to the pet store today, though.