fashion
i am not a fashionista.
i have never believed myself to be one.
i've always had an inexplicable penchant for personalized t shirts.
i used to wear stuff with sunflower print.
i do in fact buy a good portion of my clothes at target.
but...
girls, even i can see that this year's trends are meant to make you look fat and tacky. don't wear them. i don't care what lindsay lohan's doing.
and boys, ruffles are never ok. unless you're, like, an 18th century duke. or a member of the h.m.s. pinafore.
and britney spears and kevin federline, there's no such thing as "derelict chic". stop spending $6000 on a hillbilly outfit.
and britney especially, wear some pants. please. i'm tired of seeing your baby crowning.
i have never believed myself to be one.
i've always had an inexplicable penchant for personalized t shirts.
i used to wear stuff with sunflower print.
i do in fact buy a good portion of my clothes at target.
but...
girls, even i can see that this year's trends are meant to make you look fat and tacky. don't wear them. i don't care what lindsay lohan's doing.
and boys, ruffles are never ok. unless you're, like, an 18th century duke. or a member of the h.m.s. pinafore.
and britney spears and kevin federline, there's no such thing as "derelict chic". stop spending $6000 on a hillbilly outfit.
and britney especially, wear some pants. please. i'm tired of seeing your baby crowning.
Comments
the horror.
Target clothes are a funny thing. I remember back when I was into skating and ska and Mossimo was like a surfer brand. Now, Mossimo is all over Target while freakin OP is still hanging on clearance racks of PacSun. So I'd say Target Rocks! I'm Hip, I'm With It.
per zoolander: what is this some kind of a joke? how's anyone supposed to fit in here?